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So, did anyone else wake up with the craziest headache and flashforward two days or was that just me? Now, there likely isn't any definite way to know what happened between the days that were missed and a reason may never come. So, lets play scientists and theorize.
Mine?
[Get ready for this folks.]
We all came together and had the most amazing party. [He speaks in a deadpanned voice, indicating a level of ~serious business~ for the hell of it. Spoken like a true scientist.] A party that was so incredible, it defied any level of reality that we can imagine. I know that sounds illogical, but just think about where we are? Basic logic has no grounds here because what is defied as logical is different depending on what universe you come from. Therefore, the party we all had could only be defined as beyond any logic that we, as a collective village, can grasp. This means that anything that happened at this party may also defy logic and once logic is discarded, we can fully determine that this party was absolutely the best party of all time.
The end result? We didn't blackout for a couple days. No, no. Ladies and gentlemen, we time traveled to January 28th. That is how amazing our party was. The laws of reality in this world had to move us two calendar days to compensate for the magnitude of what we experienced. If we weren't moved over by two days I fear that the world, nay, the universe may have been damaged from the sheer force of our partying.
In order to confirm this, please submit a rating of how wiped out you feel from a scale of 1 to 10. I'm a solid 6, teetering on 7 to 8.
[This is incredibly serious business.]
Mine?
[Get ready for this folks.]
We all came together and had the most amazing party. [He speaks in a deadpanned voice, indicating a level of ~serious business~ for the hell of it. Spoken like a true scientist.] A party that was so incredible, it defied any level of reality that we can imagine. I know that sounds illogical, but just think about where we are? Basic logic has no grounds here because what is defied as logical is different depending on what universe you come from. Therefore, the party we all had could only be defined as beyond any logic that we, as a collective village, can grasp. This means that anything that happened at this party may also defy logic and once logic is discarded, we can fully determine that this party was absolutely the best party of all time.
The end result? We didn't blackout for a couple days. No, no. Ladies and gentlemen, we time traveled to January 28th. That is how amazing our party was. The laws of reality in this world had to move us two calendar days to compensate for the magnitude of what we experienced. If we weren't moved over by two days I fear that the world, nay, the universe may have been damaged from the sheer force of our partying.
In order to confirm this, please submit a rating of how wiped out you feel from a scale of 1 to 10. I'm a solid 6, teetering on 7 to 8.
[This is incredibly serious business.]
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