008 [Backdated to January 28] [Voice]

[arcinvent]

So, did anyone else wake up with the craziest headache and flashforward two days or was that just me? Now, there likely isn't any definite way to know what happened between the days that were missed and a reason may never come. So, lets play scientists and theorize.

Mine?

[Get ready for this folks.]

We all came together and had the most amazing party. [He speaks in a deadpanned voice, indicating a level of ~serious business~ for the hell of it. Spoken like a true scientist.] A party that was so incredible, it defied any level of reality that we can imagine. I know that sounds illogical, but just think about where we are? Basic logic has no grounds here because what is defied as logical is different depending on what universe you come from. Therefore, the party we all had could only be defined as beyond any logic that we, as a collective village, can grasp. This means that anything that happened at this party may also defy logic and once logic is discarded, we can fully determine that this party was absolutely the best party of all time.

The end result? We didn't blackout for a couple days. No, no. Ladies and gentlemen, we time traveled to January 28th. That is how amazing our party was. The laws of reality in this world had to move us two calendar days to compensate for the magnitude of what we experienced. If we weren't moved over by two days I fear that the world, nay, the universe may have been damaged from the sheer force of our partying.

In order to confirm this, please submit a rating of how wiped out you feel from a scale of 1 to 10. I'm a solid 6, teetering on 7 to 8.

[This is incredibly serious business.]

Comments

[abjurer]

[Well, sounds as plausible as anything else round here.]

It sounds a lot more enjoyable than any of the alternatives. Must've been some pretty fantastic drinks. Last time I had a headache like this, absinthe was involved.

So about a 7?

[arcinvent]

Possibly the greatest drinks you will ever have. A shame that neither you or I can remember taking them. The alternatives you may be thinking of are far too negative and pessimistic outlooks on this skip we made.

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[handing]

[Wow, Howard. Where does she even begin?]

You know, you may actually deserve a round of applause for saying all of that without laughing. [Pepper's on the verge of it herself; it's ridiculous, but presented in the same way she'd expect to hear about a valid scientific theory.]

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[arcinvent]

This isn't a laughing matter, Pepper. I'm completely serious about this.

[Ok no he isn't, but he may as well have fun with this.]

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[rightfootforward]

.....

[Only you would ever theorize something like that, Howard. Only you.

Peggy is just going to sigh and put her face in her hand.]

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[arcinvent]

Do you have any comments you'd like to share, Ms. Carter?

[He heard that sigh missy, go on and say it. "Howard, you are brilliant."]

video; this face forever

[neversurrender]

[There's a long moment of silence as Steve just stares at him blankly, mouth slightly hanging open.]

Are...How much have you had to drink today?

video; steve plz

[arcinvent]

What? [He pauses and shakes his head slowly.] Rogers, I am so disappointed. This is an incredibly serious matter and you're asking me if I'm drunk?

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Ok, so I did have one drink. But I'm not some lightweight who gets drunk or even tipsy off of one drink!

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[de_bel_survivor]

[To his credit, Kouki didn't laugh out loud at this. But he's pretty amused by it.]

Must be a blast of a party for non-alcoholic drinkers as well.

[He drank before back home, but stopped in Luceti. Because a tipsy or drunk demon king? Yeah.]

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[arcinvent]

Oh come on, don't be like that kid. I'm sure even you hit the jug once or twice.

[bionically]

[With how serious this guy's presenting his theory, Spencer can't keep the lopsided little grin off his face. Boy, has he been in sore need of some post-op entertainment lately.]

Sounds like you partied hard and knocked back one too many.

[Jokers gonna joke (albeit goodnaturedly). Like he's one to talk, though - his voice is raw and hoarse as if he's had one hell of a night.]

[arcinvent]

I believe in going all the way with whatever I do. Be it my work or any soiree, so to speak.

[herotypical]

I dunno. I'm really only feeling closest to a...2, maybe. Flirting with 3.

[arcinvent]

Figures the bartender would be able to fight off what feels like the most intense hangover everyone simultaneously woke up with. I envy you.

[Because despite jokes, he really feels wiped out.]

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[etudes]

[ She's amazed. YOU'RE SO SMART, HOWARD, WHAT WOULD LUCETI DO WITHOUT YOU.. ]

Parties can cause time travel..? I never knew that before.

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[arcinvent]

[Luceti would collapse into nothing.]

It's only a theory really. I don't have any means of scientifically proving it as of now, but I can see it being a viable explanation as to the timeskip.

[misterbrief]

That is probably the most ridiculous and stupid theory I've ever heard of.

[arcinvent]

Oh come on, I've heard more implausible theories than the one I just coined! But, I guess I'll be flattered that you really think mine is the dumbest of them all.

[spohkh]

Your logic is most curious Mister Stark.

[arcinvent]

Is that all you have to say about it, Mr. Spock?

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[godbent]

I'm feeling just fine, but then, I'd never get in a position where I need to be hungover anyway.

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[arcinvent]

You might just have a high tolerance for it. It's a pretty rare thing actually. Not even I'm immune to the occasional hangover.

[rainbooms]

...Okay, if a party were the reason for it, I know only one pony who coulda done it.

[Brace yourself...]

Pinkie Pie.

You rang?

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie pokes her head over Dash's, an eyebrow raised.]

Wasn't me, Dashie. I always remember my parties, no matter how crazy they get!

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[alloys]

Or, we all got so wasted collectively that nobody remembers a thing.

[But your theory is nice too, dad.]

Still would've been one hell of a party. Maybe you should be polling how hungover people feel.

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[arcinvent]

Yes, but that doesn't account for the timeskip. You're not thinking it all the way through.

[Unlike him. He's thought it all the way through.]

If that's what you think, then I'll start with you. What's your rating, 1 to 10?